View Full Version : Funniest scene in a Movie?

01-09-2003, 12:23 PM
what is the funniest scene who have ever scene in a movie?

mine is the "BLACK RAGE" scene in chasing amy

01-09-2003, 01:38 PM
rat race, when the two brothers try to knock out the tower

01-09-2003, 03:42 PM
Shaolin Soccer. Too many to mention (almost everything).

Ricky OH (Ho). Too many to mention (must watch with group).

From Beijing with Love. Solar Flash Light, Spy Chair, execution, shaver & hair dryer scenes.


01-09-2003, 09:30 PM
Trainspotting. The dinner scene with the bedroom sheets.

01-09-2003, 10:25 PM
The part from Clerks when he found out his gf gave bjs to 36 guys.

Veronica: I`m leaving.
Dante: Try not to suck any d1ck on your way out!
(guy who just came in turns around)
Hey, come back here!

01-10-2003, 02:31 AM
Goldmember, when austin births mini me.

01-10-2003, 06:25 AM
haha, when Veronica came out the bathroom and thought she F%cked Dante when it was really a dead old person. http://forums.freshalloy.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

01-10-2003, 07:14 AM
Ace Ventura coming out of the rhino's ass.

01-10-2003, 09:15 AM
The gameshow scene from Mallrats, but the gasoline fight from Zoolander is pretty damn funny too though.

01-10-2003, 02:11 PM
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel http://forums.freshalloy.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif

01-10-2003, 04:20 PM
Young Guns when the boys get stoned on peyote and one of them starts yelling about the size of some imaginary chicken he sees while aimlessly blasting his gun in all directions. "Guys, hey guys! Did you see the size of that chicken? BAM!" LOL.

01-22-2003, 01:23 PM
Snatch - when Tommy and turkish are driving to borris the blades house in the land rover. When tommy takes turkish's milk and throws it out of the window and cause an accident. WHOOPS http://forums.freshalloy.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif

01-23-2003, 10:48 PM
When Smokey in Friday's is telling his story to Ice Cube about getting high with the esse's (hope I spelled that right) and he is running down the street in his underwear and ends up in Debo's chicken coupe and the only one who can get him out is his momma.

Next to that one, I'd probably have to say Adam Sandler in Waterboy when he tackles Colonel Sanders.

01-24-2003, 02:10 AM
Snatch - "Tyrone When your reverse fings (brit accent) comes from behind"

01-26-2003, 12:17 AM
Terminator 2: special edition

When John Conner tries to teach the Terminator to smile.

01-27-2003, 01:43 AM
The screw scene in Tetsuo the Iron Man.
"You wanna play with a sewer screw, B*tch!"

01-28-2003, 05:21 AM
I saw that movie. it's pretty f-cked up.

Every scene where "naws" was talked about in Fast-N-Furious.

North Shore
moke: "eh haole"
haole guy: "haole to you too"
moke: "he so haole he don't even KNOW he's haole"

01-28-2003, 02:27 PM
The scene in Full Metal Jacket where the guy blows his head off in the latrine.

01-28-2003, 06:37 PM
something about marry .... cameron puts on little hair gel http://forums.freshalloy.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/grin.gif
american pie ol stiff buddy drinks some PALE ALE
road trip that dude eats his FRENCH TOAST.. soiled

01-28-2003, 07:13 PM
Whole movie of Snatch.
"I don;t want that dog DRIBBLIN' on mah seats."
"Your seats?Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate."
"while I'm at the wheel, it's my car, so stop that DOG DRIBBLIN' on mah seats."

"What we stopped here for? What's wrong wif that space over there?"
"Its too tiyght."
"Too tight? You could land a jumbo-****ing-jet in theyr."
"Eh, leave 'im alone. He's a natroal, ain't you, tyrone?"
"'Course I am."
"A natural fucin' idiot! Tyrone, what you done?"
"Yeah tyrone, what HAVE you done?"
"Look, you 'assle me, you see what 'appens."
"No, don;'t move it now.. overwize people will see tha damage. Now what you do that for?"
"I didn't see it there!"
"Its a 4 tonne truck, tyrone, its not as if it was a pack of fucin' peanuts, now isit?"
"It was a FUNNY ANGAOW."


Oh! Also the whole movie of Lock, Stock.... And Zoolander (Ol school rules!)... There are way too many... those are some top ones though... heh.

01-29-2003, 12:42 AM
Turkish: You take sugar?
Bricktop: Naw thank you turkish. I'm sweet enough.


01-29-2003, 01:58 AM
Wussop wit dem sausages.
3 minutes turkish.
You said 3 minutes, 5 minutes ago.

01-29-2003, 10:12 AM
Tommy)cows aren't insync wit evolution.
Turkish) Fuc Me Tommy What have you been readin?

01-29-2003, 01:58 PM
Deuce Bigalow
"That's a HUGE b1tch"
or anything Anton the pimp says
"you're the best man ***** in my he-b1tch stable"

01-29-2003, 08:05 PM
coming to america:
"your royal [censored] clean your highness."

full metaljacket:
Drill Sergeant: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Sergeant: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked [censored] that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Holy dog [censored]! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck [censored]?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would [censored] a person in the ass and not even have the ******n common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.


01-30-2003, 07:40 PM
Master of Disguise (seen in the theater I might add): "What am I not 'turtley' enough for ya'? Turtle, turtle . . . turtle, turtle."

The scene from Batman and Robin with Ahh-nuld as Mr. Freeze on the freeze machine. Actually, any scene from that movie is friggin' hilarious. What a joke.

The scene in Pulp Fiction when they accidentally shoot the dude in the back seat.

01-31-2003, 01:06 AM
The one that comes to my mind is in Office Space when Michael Bolton is rapping to Scarface in his car in traffic, then locks the window when he sees a black man. Damn thats classic.

01-31-2003, 06:33 AM
Do Berzerker, c'mon, girls think sexy!

02-03-2003, 03:01 PM
monty python and the holy grail

crossing bridge scene

what..is your favorite color?

02-03-2003, 07:20 PM
Dumb and Dumber...

the bathroom scene...that made me geek everytime i watched it