Dealer hides Hummer inventory...

[CharlieDigital]

http://themessthatgreenspanmade.blogspot.com/2005/11/hummer-overfloweth.html



The word around town was that the Hummers weren't moving. It looked like high gas prices and a White House reversal on fuel conservation meant that fewer "W" bumper stickers would find their exposed sticky sides mating gloriously with the smooth rear bumper of an H2, somewhere between the tow loop and the access hole for a Class 3 hitch.

We were skeptical at first. Sources can be unreliable, but the scuttlebutt was that inventory had been building for months now and the local Hummer dealer had panicked. He had begun storing his Hummer inventory at an undisclosed location, far from the dealer showroom so as not to spook jittery, prospective buyers with the mounting number of unsold H2s and H3s.




Score one for common sense/sanity! http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Looks like this could be the start of the fall of the oversized people movers.

http://www.charliedigital.com/junk/Hummer3.jpg

http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/blush.gif I'm loving this!

[SHIFT_6speeds]

Isn't that a pic of Mr. Swartzineggers driveway?

http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Irie_eyes]

wow.
Don't let a eco-terrorist see that.

[CharlieDigital]

You really mean "Don't let GM investors see that". Cause if that happens, it'll be something else going down in flames and it won't be the Hummers.

[Irie_eyes]

there's a lot you don't want GM investors to see. http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[SimpleS14]

Wow. GM should just cease production of these vehicles...or limit production numbers.

[M_TYPE_X]

Wow. GM should just cease production of these vehicles...or limit production numbers.



Eh! Lutz! I found the culprits!

You!!! [CapitalOne commercial sound effects on]
You were there gloating when they tore down Buick City!!!
Sonnovabish. http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/mad.gif
... it's okay, I wish I was there too, making an ass of myself. Besides, there's not much else to do in Flint:
http://www.generalwatch.com/present.cfm

I had something else to say in this post, but I managed to get emotional about Buick City. http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/tear.gif
You basstards. You killed Kenny. And then, you tuk ur jobz!!!! http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/mad.gif

"But much fun was had by all, listening to Lou Dobbs document it painstakingly well in the only CNN primetime show even worth watching, if your channel-clicker is stuck and you can't tune into Brit Hume on FOX-News, or Channel-7 'Detroit Murder Rock City' Action News"

[M_TYPE_X]

there's a lot you don't want GM investors to see. http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/wink.gif



psst... I got the goods man...
http://www.generalwatch.com

Oh, so anyway, the local Pontiac-Buick store acquired the local GMC store directly prior to the recent market slump in SUVs [supersmirkDX2 icon that we don't have surely goes in here] ... "much fun was had by all, expensing the unsold SUV inventory as M-Type had learned to do in his Accounting 101 class, guided by his brother's typed notes"

Hmmm... "Cost of Unsold Goods" ... increase by Yea-millions ... Total Revenue ... eh, leave that alone, I don't think that changed much. Wait, I found a penny someone dropped over here looking at the window sticker... Revenue, increase by $0.01 ... eh, it's a Canadian penny, eh" [looks back through notes]

[Irie_eyes]

wow, that is a crazy website.

[M_TYPE_X]

wow, that is a crazy website.



First-evar GeneralWatch! http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Good stuff, like the Ghiradelli chocolate cocoa mix I'm savinf for winter's arrival.