Any interior fabric that doesn't stain with human blood?

[janders211]

While I'm waiting on parts for my SR I just bought a 91 FWD, auto, sweet ass male stripper lolipop forest green Escort...it was cheaper than renting a car for a week or so.
It's pretty nice:
1.Blood spray all over the passenger seat and door, and back door...probably some bone chunks too

2. DEad people soup stained floor in front

3. Creepy grin pop from rear left shock that seems to make sounds like babies crying combined with growling lion rape sound


So WTF can I do with this car, other than 90% tinit the windows so I can't be recognized?

Ideas:

1. Test my muy tai mad hawt painting skills with my air compressor and paint gun on it (lol 14 gallon tank..probably good for 2 swipes before I need it to repressurize for 10 minutes)
1. Tow hitch for my 240 on track days (although I'm worried about the capability of the auto tranny)

2. Flat black + Big ass KC rally lights + ofroad tires...for...OK..no reason...and it's still be as straight as cheneys daughter

3. Pu$$ out put on skinny tires, shreed out all weight and see if I can get 40mpg.

4. Poop on it, then torch it (?)

5. Torch it, then poop on it

[SilverArrow27]

Maybe you should have a priest come and bless the car.

[cjfast_1]

So, what crime scene specialist did you buy this car from??

[WhereHaveYouBeen]

Uh, Torch it, poop on it, exorcise it, and bury it upside-down. Make sure not to bury it in an old indian burial site.

[Jesda]

Tony Soprano would never drive an Escort.