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camber
03-21-2003, 10:13 PM
The Funny haha AudiWorld Forum Thread (http://forums.audiworld.com/a4/msgs/1567770.phtml)


Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong...
User account number (aid): 53045
Posted by Powrd1.8T on 2003-03-19 16:27:03
Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

Kookz
03-21-2003, 10:30 PM
OMG...Carwin award right there... http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

limits_at_infiniti
03-21-2003, 11:17 PM
What a dork.

XZILER8
03-22-2003, 05:12 AM
WHAT A DUMB @SS http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/grin.gif

M_TYPE_X
03-22-2003, 10:28 AM
"Are you an A4 Driver?" http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

NismoS224
03-22-2003, 12:21 PM
I heard laundry detergent works great also but make sure you have no bleach. http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

dempa
03-22-2003, 02:18 PM
thats gotta be a joke

limits_at_infiniti
03-22-2003, 04:18 PM
a joke ?
what about the guy who armoraled the threading on this lex, and then wrapped it around the tree. Then tried to sue to the company ?

people do stupid things

Chip_Letzgus
03-22-2003, 06:02 PM
I don't understand. I did the same thing as the A4 driver, and nothing bad happened. Maybe he didn't do it right? http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/confused.gif

s15dude
03-23-2003, 01:20 AM
a joke ?
what about the guy who armoraled the threading on this lex, and then wrapped it around the tree. Then tried to sue to the company ?

people do stupid things



I remember that, I think I heard that it ended up being a fake story some troll posted, i dunno tho...

some people have no brains!!!

camber
03-23-2003, 04:36 AM
Picture's that the above person posted on another Audi site.

http://members.rogers.com/camber/sand.1.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/camber/oildrain.jpg
http://members.rogers.com/camber/leftover.jpg

WhereHaveYouBeen
04-27-2003, 03:02 AM
I don't think I've every heard anything that dumb. Thats almost as dumb as the honda element. Wow....

They definitely win the darwin award this year.

I couldn't help it. I put it up on darwinawards.com

M_TYPE_X
04-27-2003, 09:59 AM
Audi drivers are like BMW drivers with less knowledge, no RWD, and the "claim to stylin' " which I don't understand.

Audi'ites are actually not weenies when it comes to being outspoken though. autoextremist.com claims that they are, like my friend with the 1995 red Audi 90, hostile when you don't praise their cars. http://forums.freshalloy.com/images/graemlins/smile.gif