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    Joke : )

    Did you hear the joke about a burglar climbing in the window. He heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you"
    The burglar hit the deck and laid still for a moment then all was quiet. He started to move again he heard "Jesus is watching you".
    This time he shined his light in the direction of the voice. There in front of him was a parrot.
    The burglar said "was that you" and the bird said "yes".
    The burglar said "are you Jesus?" "No" the parrot replied "I am Moses".
    The burglar said "who names a parrot Moses?" The parrot replied "the same kind of people that name thier Rottweiler Jesus."
    "In the end we all just play the roles given us... Sometimes they dont fit so well,... but I guess we make do."

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    Ha! Pretty good.
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